Turkey Day Funny

Courtesy of one of my pen-pals... (or is that key-pals?)

What Turkeys Need To Know But Don't

1. By limiting your corn intake to 175 kernels a day, you can lose
thirteen pounds or three hours baking time, whatever the case may be.
2. There is no such thing as the friendly ax-man.
3. Hiding inside old Jack-O-Lanterns never works.
4. Running helps you lose weight, but you will never fly, ever.
5. Stop writing to Benjamin Franklin; he's dead, and you lost that
National symbol argument long ago.
6. No one buys the "you can't eat a turkey with glasses routine."
7. If anyone asks you about your drumstick size, be afraid; be very
afraid.
8. Sweet corn meal is NOT low in calories. Stop eating it.
9. Pretending to be "just a chicken" is not very smart.
10. If there are not pigs or geese on your farm, you should probably
worry about Christmas as well.